He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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