im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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