We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
