Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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