The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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