On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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