how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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