Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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