No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We need to get me chipped asap
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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