I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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