Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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