how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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