he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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