Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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