My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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