Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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