I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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