so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
The ass gains better be worth it
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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