Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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