I have demons in me.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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