well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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