Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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