I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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