on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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