i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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