I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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