I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We left an ass print on the piano.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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