Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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