I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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