at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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