Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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