you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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