Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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