is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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