U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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