google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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