There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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