He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
