I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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