am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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