What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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