I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
