is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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