Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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