It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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