Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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