got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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