He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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