if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
My ass is underappreciated
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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