I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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