My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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